Man Of Steel

Memang menguji kesabaran betul nak update entry sekarang ni. Hish. Celcom tu buleh gak la sikit sikit nak connect, Maxis haram tak boleh langsung.

Ni yang buat aku nak amok sentiasa ni.

Tapi tak pe lah. Demi More, Demi Ella, Demi Peminat, aku update jugak lah dengan gigih dan ketabahan yang menggunung tinggi walaupun stress macam nak gigit gigit tangan sendiri.

Argh.

Apa apa pun aku nak kasitau yang aku dah tengok wayang cerita Man of Steel. Lakonan diri sendiri !!!

* tengok kiri kanan, korek pusat pastu meraung............

Meraung tanpa sebab.

Nak kasik review pun tak pandai almaklum la nanti orang cakap saja nak up up kan diri sendiri !

* korek pusat lagi.

Tapi aku baca hari tu member aku cakap, punya la best cerita ni macam nak meninggal.

So aku excited la.

Jadi aku pegi la anak beranak mengusha. Dan abis tengok wayang aku tak tau nak cakap apa. Tapi Hero kebosanan. Asyik la tanya..

"Papa dah pukul berapa?"

Tu tanda dia bosan la tu.

Anak Dara aku yang kecik tu pun sama. Sebelum ni tengok wayang, dia OK je duduk diam diam. Tapi kelmarin sebab panggung penuh. Dapat 2 seats belakang dan 2 seats depan ( selang satu seat lain ), so budak kecik tu duk main naik turun tangga. Kejap nak pegi kat ibu, kejap nak gi kat Papa. Jadi dia tak de la excited mana nengok cerita nya.

Aku pulak. Aku memang punya harapan yang menggunung tinggi. Tapi akhirnya aku rasa macam kecewa jugak. Macam lepas aku tengok Star Trek hari tu. Aku rasa cerita kali ni banyak sangat destruction. Kejap kejap meletup sana, pastu meletup sini, pastu ntah hapa hapa. Agak violent untuk kanak kanak.

Nah. Ini spoiler bagi yang belum menonton.....

Let's start with a really basic one: the planet Krypton is going to be destroyed, and no one can be saved except one baby, presumably because they don't have any spacecraft.

Oh but wait, they do have spacecraft. In fact, they have so much spare technology they use it to send criminals into space... so that they will survive and provide enemies for Superman later in the movie.

Jor-El steals the Codex, which apparently contains the DNA of the Kryptonian race. Somehow, there are no backup copies. Oh but what about the actual Kryptonians who are running around destroying things... surely they each have their own DNA? Apparently not, somehow.

Clark just happens to hear about some top secret ice digging, and somehow knows to go there. How? And Lois Lane is somehow given a tour of the dig and a free place to stay even though she had to sue to be allowed there at all.

Clark discovers the spacecraft and somehow knows how to pilot it and land it somewhere. But then it never gets used again, for example to help fight the invaders later on. Doesn't it have the same kind of engine that's needed to destroy them? And it actually can fly rather than needing to be dropped via an airplane, and Clark's baby spacecraft is at the end of the film. But somehow no one thinks of this.

When Clark is taken to General Zod's ship, he loses his powers because he supposedly needs the gasses in earth's atmosphere to gain and retain his powers. Yet he's shown repeatedly operating in the vacuum of space. If he needed Earth's atmosphere to retain his powers, he should lose them in space.

In numerous fight scenes, massive damage is caused to probably inhabited buildings, which must have resulted in massive loss of life. Why wouldn't Clark/Superman immediately lure his enemies far away from the city, fight over the ocean, in the mountains, etc? In one scene he deliberately throws an enemy through a bunch of buildings, apparently not caring who gets hurt.

At the end, when the world engine is working, Superman flies into its gravity beam where his powers shouldn't exist because the conditions it's creating are like those of Krypton. But after being unable to do anything, he somehow just decides he's going to do it, and then instantly destroys the machine. Because if you really really decide, then you can do anything.

General Zod's ship will be flipped back into the Phantom Zone if its drive field comes in contact with another drive field of the same type, as found in Clark's baby spacecraft. But wait, don't all their small spacecraft use the same engine? Why don't they cause the same problem?

At the end, Superman and General Zod have an extended fight and appear to be equally matched, but when Zod threatens a prototypical family of Father, Mother and Child with his heat vision (and which he somehow doesn't manage to hurt although all he'd have to do is move his eyes slightly), Superman easily kills him, although he was completely unable to damage him until then. Again, just deciding to do something makes it happen.

These are just some of the really obvious major problems, how about some minor but equally stupid ones?

- Perry White, Jenny and Steve are walking away from General Zor's ship when Perry says "where's Jenny?" Oh, she's suddenly stuck under rubble that apparently no one noticed falling, and she hasn't bothered to scream or make any sound at all. They struggle to free her, when suddenly the beam stops and they say "He saved us!", even though they didn't know anything about Superman trying to save them, nor that the destruction wouldn't resume, or in fact anything about what was going on.

- Martha Kent is violently flung 20 feet or more. But apparently she's completely unhurt even though she's elderly and even a simple fall should have been damaging.

- When Superman and Zor are fighting, they fly a great distance and end up falling through the ceiling of something that looks like Grand Central Station. After a few seconds, Lois Lane suddenly appears out of nowhere, because she should be in that scene.

- In a 'heartwarming' scene at the end, Jonathan Kent sees young Clark playing with a cape and gets all misty eyed. Wait, how did he associate a kid playing with a cape with anything at all? Why would a cape signify something to him? It wouldn't.

This is a movie that didn't bother to make any sense, and the fact that people accept all the illogical, plot holes and dumbness of it really depresses me. Special effects shouldn't be enough to make a movie popular. The story and the logic of the story should count for at least as much and more.

Argh. Aku tak boleh menerima semua itu !! Tapi dah namanya pun cerita tak logik. Redha dan pasrah.

Cuba lagi nanti Clark Kent !

Jadi secara overall, aku rasa cerita dia biasa je. Iron Man lagi best. Aku kasi Man of Steel ni 3/5.

Anyway aku ada cerita Man of Steel yang lagi best.

Layan ni.

Dah menonton nanti kasi tau aku, apa pengajaran yang korang dapat.

Apa?

Tak faham? Ni synopsis nya

Ceritanya mengisahkan pengorbanan seorang bapa dari keluarga yang miskin. Anaknya pelajar kolej yang hanya mampu berselipar pegi belajar, tak macam orang lain. Dia ni dah 2 bulan tak bayar yuran kolej dan pengetua dah mintak bayaran. Pengetua cadangkan dia masuk pertandingan melukis sebab dia ada bakat, mungkin boleh menang duit dan bayar yuran.

Bapak dia ni seorang pelukis jalanan yang menerima bayaran atas ikhsan orang ramai je dan tak mampu bekerja teruk kerana kakinya cacat. Bapak dia ni tak bagi anaknya jumpa dia semasa bekerja sebab tak mau orang tahu bapaknya hanya pelukis di jalan. Satu hari anak dia datang jugak mintak duit belanja dan bagi tau kena bayar yuran kolej. Tengah minum teh tu, bapak dia terdengar orang bercerita, ada kolej ni perlukan seorang pengemis sebagai objek untuk pertandingan lukisan dan dibayar wang ( aku lupa berapa rupees…tak paham pun cakap derang ni). Bapak dia pun terus berlagak macam pengemis depan orang yang cari tu.

Bapak pelajar ni pun diterima menjadi objek lukisan dan anaknya masuk pertandingan lukisan tanpa antara mereka tahu pun.. Anak lukis gambar pengemis iaitu bapak dia dengan rasa sedih dan terharu.

Bila dah abes pertandingan, pengetua mintak pengemis (bapak pelajar) ni pilih lukisan mana yang betol2 berseni dan menarik. Terpilih pulak lukisan anak dia.. tapi sorang pelajar yang memang terre melukis tak puashati dan mempertikaikan kenapa pengetua bagi pengemis tu memilih lukisan sedangkan pengemis itu hanya objek lukisan dan taktau apa2 pasal lukisan.

Dan2 tu pengemis tu lukis gambar budak yang tak puashati tu… memang cantik lukisannya. Pastu jadilah aksi meruntun jiwa…tangis tersedu bagai… pelajar2 lain dan pengetua baru tahu yang mereka ni anak beranak.

Dua2 dapat duit… dapat bayar yuran kolej dan beli kasut baru. Si bapak ni yang tak penah berselipar… pakai selipar anak dia ni..

So apa moral dari cerita ni…

Kasih sayang seorang bapa?

Betul..!!!! tapi ada yang lebih utama. Moral of the storynya.................

Berkawan la dengan orang yang pandai cakap Tamil supaya kita faham walaupun cerita tak de subtitle. Hahaha.

* gelak sambil cari pusat orang nak tumpang korek.

Ada sesapa volunteer nak bagi pusat?

Tak de? Kalau tak de aku gelak sambil mamah tempeyek je lah.

Anyway, kalau sesapa nak hode tempeyek maha inzal, sila refer blog ni. TEMPEYEK INZAL. Serious inzal macam nak meninggal. GERENTI SEDAP, kalau tak sedap, aku rela cabut spender merah ni. Hahahaha !!!!

Aku pernah rasa dan order. Biasa kalau aku order aku tak nak kacang, suruh letak ikan bilis jer. Kalau makan memang nak sorok tabung punya lah. Sebab sedap, aku dari KL ni sanggup order tempeyek di JB nih. Orang orang planet Krypton pun semua suka.

* mati la dari cerita wayang sampai ke tempeyek.

Anyway, tu bukan aku yang buat pun dan aku tak de share, tapi aku share sebab ianya adalah Tempeyek Inzal !

Tempahan sekitar JB dan seluruh Malaysia.

Apa apa, carik info kat blog tuan empunya tu sendiri.

OK lah, zasssss .....................................

Aku terbang balik ke Krypton jap..... nak anto tempeyek, orang orang planet sana order tempeyek suruh bawak balik untuk raya kelak.

Tempeyek ni confirmed sedap macam nak meninggal yo !